Monday, January 23, 2006
they are taking over the world; part 101
mydaysasawageslave.com
A New Low...
I was trawling the web looking for cheap thrills and/or inspiration lately when I came across this ad in the process of my 'research'.
He is being offered for hire by a promotional company. This is surely a new nadir in wanky nu-marketing speak "Sales Entertainer"!!!!!
What could possibly be entertaining about this scenario. 'Martin', if that is his real name and not just his hooker name, looks like your average middle aged, old school, sales man. Have these people never heard of David Brent or 'The Office'?
In my opinion, 'Martin' is not a 'Professional Sales Entertainer'.
Sitting through his routine looks more like torture than entertainment to me.
Like something you'd have to do for work.
This man MUST be hunted down NOW! Lets chip in and hire him to do his pitch in an underground garage somewhere away from other people.
'Martin' is a sales man for hire.
Bruce Forsyth is an entertainer.
In the words of one of those new age, self help, business guru types that my boss pays a fortune to come over and patronise his staff...
"You're a 6 letter word, beginning with 'W' and ending in 'R"
... and it's not 'winner'.
I feel a rant coming on.
A New Low...
I was trawling the web looking for cheap thrills and/or inspiration lately when I came across this ad in the process of my 'research'.
He is being offered for hire by a promotional company. This is surely a new nadir in wanky nu-marketing speak "Sales Entertainer"!!!!!
What could possibly be entertaining about this scenario. 'Martin', if that is his real name and not just his hooker name, looks like your average middle aged, old school, sales man. Have these people never heard of David Brent or 'The Office'?
In my opinion, 'Martin' is not a 'Professional Sales Entertainer'.
Sitting through his routine looks more like torture than entertainment to me.
Like something you'd have to do for work.
This man MUST be hunted down NOW! Lets chip in and hire him to do his pitch in an underground garage somewhere away from other people.
'Martin' is a sales man for hire.
Bruce Forsyth is an entertainer.
In the words of one of those new age, self help, business guru types that my boss pays a fortune to come over and patronise his staff...
"You're a 6 letter word, beginning with 'W' and ending in 'R"
... and it's not 'winner'.
I feel a rant coming on.
# posted by mydaysasawageslave @ 3:54 AM 
